EPL by the numbers: Match Week 3. Oh, Arsenal….

  1. EPL by the numbers – Match week 1
  2. EPL by the numbers: Match week 2
  3. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 3. Oh, Arsenal….
  4. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 4. No one’s perfect
  5. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 5. Hail (Gabriel) Jesus!
  6. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 6. Plus ça change…
  7. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 7. Spurs, kings of the road
  8. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 8. Boring, boring Mourinho
  9. EPL by the numbers: Match Week 9. Can anyone keep up with City?
  10. EPL by the numbers: Match week 10. A standard top 5 (plus Newcastle?)
  11. EPL by the numbers: Match week 11. Doviđenja, Slaven
  12. EPL by the numbers: Match week 12. Everybody wins (except Spurs and Liverpool. Again.)
  13. EPL by the numbers: Match week 13. Leaders leave it late.
  14. EPL by the numbers: Match week 14 & 15. Double-footie!
  15. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 16. Can anyone catch City?
  16. EPL by the Numbers: Match weeks 17 & 18. City ends the drama before Christmas.
  17. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 19. No drama at the top, except in Italy.
  18. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 20-21. End of the holiday sprint.
  19. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 22. Banging in goals for the New Year.
  20. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 23. City not invincible.
  21. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 24. Top 6 cruise, again
  22. EPL by the Numbers: Match weeks 25 & 26. Were the top 6 all up late watching the Super Bowl?
  23. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 27 / FA Cup / Champions League is back!
  24. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 28. Man City chalks up its first title of the season.
  25. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 29. Man City glad, Arsenal sad (again).
  26. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 30. Tottenham crash out of Europe.
  27. EPL by the Numbers: Match week 31-32. Klopp confounds Guardiola (again).
  28. EPL by the Numbers – Match Week 32 & 33: United surprise City
  29. EPL by the Numbers – Match Week 33 & 34: City clinch title, Barça blow it
  30. EPL by the numbers: Match week 36-37 – Reds & Blancos advance to the CL final
  31. EPL By the Numbers: Match week 38 – Invincibles likely to have company soon
  32. EPL by the Numbers: The Finale

By: Rich Van Heertum

The third week of the EPL season brought some predictable results, a few surprises, some late winners & equalizers, and one of the most one-sided matches between “top” teams since Arsenal last decided not to show up for a meaningful game (like those two against Bayern in last season’s Champions League).

Elsewhere, Man City kept it late before pegging back Bournemouth 2-1, Swansea won their first of the season 2-0 at awful Crystal, Huddersfield and Southampton played out a 0-0 draw, as did Watford and Brighton. United kept up their winning ways with a 2-0 victory over Leicester that included a saved penalty and Newcastle got off the snide with an impressive 3-0 victory over West Ham. Sunday, Stoke legend Peter Crouch saved a point late (1-1), Burnley scored an extra-time equalizer to snatch a point at Tottenham, Chelsea overpowered Everton 2-0, and Liverpool embarrassed Arsenal 4-0. 

Everything you need to know about this past weekend, by the numbers

4 games left. Photo credit: joshjdss (Flickr).

0-0-3 – Three teams have failed to garner a solitary point from their first three games: Bournemouth, Crystal Palace and West Ham. Eddie Howe at Bournemouth will probably be given some time to right the ship, but new Crystal Palace manager Frank De Boer could be gone after only three games in charge, with grumblings in the dressing room and upstairs about his formation and management of the side. Croatian Slaven Bilić had a great first year at West Ham, almost sneaking into the Top 4. Things have gotten considerably worse since then and, after three big signings and zero big points, he is on the ropes, though the board has decided to give him a little more time. Four games worth.

0-5-8 – The record of Arsenal in their last 13 away games. In one word … pathetic. In two words … Wenger Out. In 11 words, who would like to join me for a nice ole kit burning? Nothing changes with this team. Either bad start or bad late middle or bad across the board. 

2 – Late goals have cost Tottenham three points in their past two games – one against Chelsea last week and two against Burnley Sunday. After their undefeated home record in their final season at White Hart Lane, they have a measly point from two home games and look to have taken an early step backward this season. This is, of course, the only good news for Gooners at the moment, who have little to root for besides a complete Spurs collapse, another (yawn) FA Cup or another bizarre foie gras poisoning incident.

2 in 45 – In Everton’s first six games in all comps this season, they conceded a pecuniary two goals. Sunday, they conceded two to Chelsea in the first half. Remember that crisis for the Blues? Maybe a little premature after one game … particularly surrounding eight wins in their last nine in the league. 

2*1*2 – Morata has a goal and assist in each of his first two starts with the side. Another example of premature evaluation? Don’t count on it. Morata has shown in recent seasons that he is a top striker, only held back by the embarrassment of riches up front at his old home in Madrid.

2W – 3D – 6L – Arsenal record in their last 11 versus top six after their loss Sunday, including all of last season. This was worst among the Top 6 and brings us back to that new favored Arsenal ditty, “Wenger Out, oh please, oh please, Wenger Out.” Liverpool were best in that category in 2016-17 and could continue in that vein this season, particularly if they keep Coutinho in the fold past the Thursday transfer window deadline. 

Gegenpressing for the win. Lots of them. Photo credit: Pan988.

3 in 3 – On the other hand, Coutinho who? Mane has three goals in three matches and new boy Salah (3 goals and an assist in 4 starts and a sub appearance this season) has also impressed. In his last 17 at Anfield, in fact, Mane has scored 10 goals and added 5 assists. But for an incorrectly awarded offside goal at the death in their opener, Liverpool would have maximum points after three games. Title tilt in the offing? Don’t count them out if they defend as they did Sunday. 

4 in 5 – Goals by Firmino in five games against Arsenal. The real Arsenal killer, however, is Wenger, at least for the past decade! To be fair, we have three FA Cups and three Community Shields to zero trophies for Liverpool since the League Cup in 2011. On the other hand, Liverpool has five European crowns to our impressive total of … zero. 

7th Remember that side that took 45 years to get back to the Top division I mentioned in Match Week 1? Well, Huddersfield followed up that opening weekend victory with four more points, placing them third in the table. Their chances of staying there are about as good as a team of college players from the U.S. beating the best hockey team in history, a completely overmatched Villanova side shooting almost 80 percent to beat one of the best college teams of the 80s, a team coming back from 25 points down to win a Super Bowl or a team favored for regulation breaking the stranglehold of the original Top 4 to win an EPL title. Well, I guess you never know …

Fast starts & trophies. Photo credit: Aleksandr Osipov.

9 and 10 – Manchester United are the only side to earn maximum points after three games, to go with a goal difference of +10. Mourinho has been a perennial winner across four leagues, winning league titles in Portugal (2), England (4), Italy (2) and Spain (1), alongside his two Champions League crowns and 25 trophies in total. However, one pattern that has emerged is that those league crowns generally emerge from fast starts that his teams then holds onto until the end. Before we get ahead of ourselves, we should mention these three victories have come against an awful West Ham, a struggling Swansea and a depleted Leicester. Nonetheless, this side looks impressive so far. 

42 – Goals scored in last 10 games between Arsenal and Liverpool (with one nil-nil draw over that stretch). That includes 23 in the last 5 at Anfield. 

97 – Bournemouth took a shock 1-0 lead in the 13th minute of their matchup against title favorites Man City. Jesus knotted the game up 8 minutes later, but it took until the 7th minute of an extended extra time for Raheem Sterling to notch the winner. Oh, the humanity! Sterling’s reward for that winner – a red card for celebrating with the fans. Yes, god forbid these over-priced prima donnas actually share their glory with, you know, those folks who essentially pay their salaries …

1998 – The last time that Liverpool won three straight in the league against Arsenal. Luckily, as the new season falls apart, the Gunners are selling Ox to Chelsea and already let Gabriel, possibly their second best defender, go. And who knows if Ozil or Sanchez will make it to Thursday, or ever play to their potential again if they do stay … 

2011 – Last time Arsenal lost two of their opening three fixtures in a season. Some might remember that second loss in 2011 … 8-2 to United, leading to a panic buying spree that reaped few players with a lasting impact on the side (beyond Arteta). If it seems like this entire list is Arsenal heavy, did you watch that game? Seriously? They made Tonga look good!

About The Author

Richard has published over 25 academic essays, hundreds of articles in the popular press on movies, music, sports and politics, and three books, Hollywood's Exploited (Palgrave, 2010), Educating the Global Citizen (Bentham, 2011) and The Selling of Bohemia (RJV Books, 2015). He earned a PhD in cultural studies and education from UCLA and a masters in economics from SDSU. He is a rabid sports fan who roots for Arsenal, the NY Jets and Dallas Cowboys (he knows, he knows), the Yankees and the Celtics.

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