Rules for the Resistance: A handy guide for overthrowing an autocrat

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  2. Rules for the Resistance: A handy guide for overthrowing an autocrat

By: Patrick W. Zimmerman

The question

What will take to turn #theResistance into more than Occupy 2.0?

It needs to be more than a highly visible, but ephemeral, grassroots political movement only capable of briefly changing public discourse. How can it build a movement capable of harnessing the momentum of protest into a political force capable of winning elections?

The thing to remember is that you are the underdogs. Trump is right in one respect: you lost. Whether he won in spite of the greatest popular vote deficit of anyone to ever do so is, to a certain extent, meaningless. Why? Because any kind of win gives him the apparatus of the state. And in the political game, that’s home-field advantage. In democratic opposition movements, incumbents usually win. In armed resistances, incumbents with an army almost always win. Trump is now the House, and the House usually wins.

But it doesn’t always win. This is not Vegas. Last week, we dispensed some sage, timely, and completely unsolicited advice to our very own Aspiring Autocrat. As turnabout is fair play, it’s time for the inverse list. What can the forces of Good and Righteous Justice do to hasten the fall of Evil Kleptocracies?

Well, we’ve got some thoughts on that…

Louis’ sixteen Rules for the Resistance

Louis XVI
Target practice

  1. Ø. Happily Ever After is not inevitable, and neither is the ultimate triumph of the plucky Rebel Alliance. Real life never never read Joseph Campbell and it does not obey the laws of narrative tropes. This isn’t a thrilling tale of adventure and rebellion. No one gets thirty-one second chances at insurrection.
    • Good scenario: Those Wacky Cubans. It doesn’t always come easy. You kind of have to work at it.
    • Bad scenario: 17-20 Republican revolts across Europe in 1848-49 affecting some 50 countries. Monarchs abdicated, the period saw the rapid spread of nationalist ideologies, and the declaration of multiple republics. Result: Counterrevolutionary armies from Spain, Russia, and France crushed the revolutionaries over the course of the next year. Every. Single. One.

  1. Remember who the enemy is. A fractured Resistance, dividing up its resources, efforts, and voters between multiple really-shouldn’t-be-warring groups, is the surest way to make sure your Autocrat stays in power.
  2. Politics is a contest of symbols. Good design can go a long way. This is true in both democratic and non-democratic contexts. Political identity is built on the symbols of language (in either a literal or accent / lexicon sense), culture, flags, logos, graffiti, music, and slogans.
  3. What people believe matters more than what is.
  4. Focus on fights you can win. Frontal assault against a superior foe is not playing the odds. Hit the administration where it’s weakest.
    • Good scenario: Mao eventually learned when to fold ’em. Lech Wałęsa’s Solidarity, in addition to being a fantastic name, both used its connections with the Catholic church to insulate itself and forced the (purported) workers’ state in Poland to make the choice to repress a workers’ movement.
    • Bad scenario: In an electoral sense, Hillary campaigning in Texas late in 2016 and both the Green and Libertarian presidential campaigns. In a more extreme case, the Spanish Trienio Liberal, where a liberal uprising under Gen. Rafael de Riego forced 3 years of constitutional monarchy before the “Hundred Thousand Sons of St. Louis” marched across the Pyrenees supported by the United Kingdom, France, Russia, Prussia, and Austria. So, yeah, not a fight Riego was ever going to win in the long run, and he ended up hanging for it.

      Gen. George Armstrong Custer. Balls: 10, Brains: 1, Hubris: All.

  5. The judges alone won’t save you.
    • Good scenario: The judicial system can help protect basic equality through striking down unjust laws or executive behavior.
    • Bad scenario: The Trail of Tears is the single most blatant example of a court’s impotence without the respect of the other branches of government. Do you really think it’s that far-fetched that Trump would emulate his favorite predecessor and ignore a SCOTUS ruling?
  6. War is bad for Resistance (at first).
  7. War is good for Resistance (if it drags on or ends badly).
  8. If you get the support of the military, it’s Game Over.
    • The Carnation Revolution‘s proximate cause was discontent within the younger sectors of the Portuguese military for the 13 year-long bloody war to hold onto Angola as a colony.

      Carnation revolution
      O revolução dos cravos.

    • It might be enough to just get the military to withdraw support of the autocrat.
      • Just make sure that the military doesn’t like the next guy even better than you.
  9. A divided autocracy is a vulnerable autocracy.
  10. The press is your most important audience. A resistance nobody knows about is ineffective in a system with de jure free speech.
    • Good scenario: The press can play a critical role in turning popular opinion against an administration, cutting through coverups and exposing scandals. This includes big deals like the My Lai Massacre as well as imbroglios that involve zero dead.
    • Bad scenario: A press ecosystem compromised to the point of becoming, in part, a distribution network for politically-targeted #fakenews.
    • Bad scenario (v2): The oft-cited and oft-dreaded Social Media Bubble. A system of endogenous political communities inherently limit the growth of any movement and simultaneously insulate a regime’s supporters from the volume of evidence and argument necessary to erode their support.

      The camera
      In the Society of the Spectacle, the cameras are always rolling.

  11. You don’t need to convince everybody. So don’t try. Convince enough of them.
    • Good scenario: The anti-Trump opposition doesn’t bother trying to get the evangelical vote or waste it’s breath the White Supremacists….but it doesn’t have to. Trump’s base stays more or less the same, but the “reluctant Trump voters” abandon the administration in droves. A Resistance Party (whether a Left-tinged Democratic Party or something else) tips the scales in a 2018 wave election and the Trump Administration vanishes in a puff of logic.
    • Bad scenario: The Resistance doesn’t need to convince everyone, but neither does the Alt-Right Fake News ecosystem. Disinformation, misinformation, and the long arm of the FSB buy the Trump administration enough time to muddle along, the GOP figures out how to govern with him, and King Donald I rules until his death from Diet Coke overdose on January 19, 2029, at which point Ivanka assumes office.
  12. It’s more important that they are unpopular than that you are lauded. Though that helps, too.
  13. There is no American Deep State. But it’s not a bad idea.
    • AltNPS and AltEPA are good starts.
    • When you get to AltFBI, you win!

      First they came for the scientists… And the National Parks Services said, “lol, no” and went rogue and we were all like “I was not expecting the park rangers to lead the resistance, none of the dystopian novels I read prepared me for this but cool.”

  14. Provoke reactions. Be the protagonist.
  15. Use the weapons of the weak.
    • Leaks particularly drive Trump crazy.
    • Hacktivism has already archived important climate data.
    • Litigation. The ACLU, SPLC, and NILC are on it.
    • Obstruction is the legislative version of a slowdown strike. It’s risky for the Democrats, but it makes sense in the context of betting on GOP inefficiency hurting the administration party in 2018.
  16. Violence is a tactic….and in any situation where there is a viable non-violent route to power, it’s a dumb one.
    • In a (still) electorally based political system, any in-depth risk v. reward calculation should conclude that violence would not likely result in the outcome with the greatest good for the greatest number. Even in Trump’s America, domination of the House probably is the right goal. Trump, no matter how much he might idolize them, is not Pinochet, Mugabe, or Andrew Jackson. That makes an armed struggle too risky, both from a harm-to-self perspective and (probably more importantly for the purposes of this article) an optics perspective. If taken up in the wrong context, violence can cause a population to thoroughly discredit and reject a resistance movement.
    • Equally, non-violence is also a tactic; not a commandment. Each has its appropriate context.

What’s next?

Smokey says resist

About The Author

Architeuthis Rex, a man of (little) wealth and (questionable) taste. Historian and anthropologist interested in identity, regionalism / nationalism, mass culture, and the social and political contexts in which they exist. Earned Ph.D. in social and cultural History with a concentration in anthropology from Carnegie Mellon University and then (mostly) fled academia to write things that more than 10 other people will actually read. Driven to pursue a doctorate to try and answer the question, "Why do they all hate each other?" — still working on it. Plays beer-league hockey, softball, and soccer. Professional toddler wrangler. Likes dogs, good booze, food, and horribly awesome kung-fu movies.

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