Make the North Pacific Pre-Cambrian again
- We are the future. One is many and many are one. You will join our wriggly ranks, and you will like it.
- End the anti-cnidarian discrimination. Jellies have been too long a silent majority in global politics, ceding agency in their own affairs to chordates. No longer.
- We welcome the warming of the oceans and eutrophication of coastal waters. While fish struggle in low-oxygen, high-acid environments, we’re tougher, more adaptable, and simply better. The winds of history are on our side, and we propose that no effort whatsoever be made to halt climate change. Bring on the Age of the Jellies!
- All economic activity in the NPDC should be evenly redistributed on a per-polyp basis. The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, and we are legion.
Jellyfish of the world, unite! Make yourself heard and vote below.
I’m just going to leave this here for you guys @pokemama @rsharp @wwsubtitles.
http://allrecipes.com/recipe/241346/sesame-jellyfish-salad
So. I know the person who published that recipe because I work at Allrecipes!
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@wwsubtitles you thought I used that link by accident?